The purveyors of the Productive Outs podcast posed this interesting morsel of knowledge during last night’s World Series game:
Delmon Young is the closest we’ll ever get to a real life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Enjoy it while you can, folks.
— Productive Outs (@ProductiveOuts) October 26, 2012
This led me to wonder. If Delmon Young is indeed a Teen-aged Mutant Ninja Turtle, which one would he be? By my count, we have four options. Observe:
I turn to you, fair NotGraphs readers, to answer this burning and not-at-all unimportant question.