Poll: Who Is the MLB Krampus?

Is the world ready for Bud Krampus?

Thanks to everyone for your nominations for the MLB Krampus. There were a lot of them — too many to include in a single poll, in fact. So, I pared away some potential nominees that I didn’t see fitting into the Krampus way of life. Sorry to disappoint anyone.

There were some nominees that I expected (Selig, Cobb), some that were frightening surprises (Joe West), and some dark horses that I was hoping someone would nominate (Marge Schott).

I hope you’ll all vote, and vote carefully. Remember, the crowning of the Krampus is a serious matter: he determines how your children taste when they are eaten by other children.

I’ve included photos of all of the nominees, for your viewing pleasure horror.

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18 Responses to “Poll: Who Is the MLB Krampus?”

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  1. Mike says:

    Still Milton Bradley.

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  2. nubillybaroo says:

    biased lead image at the top!

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  3. Yeager says:

    The correct answer is Milton Bradley. I voted for Joe Buck, but Krampus will always be Milton Bradley in our terrified, trembling hearts.

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  4. Kyle says:

    Let’s do this, Marge!

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  5. nubillybaroo says:

    our resident Navi Yirmiyahu got it right.

    Tell ’em Large Marge sent you!!!!

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  6. Well-Beered Englishman says:

    Good god that’s an amazing lineup. And the pictures are genius.

    I could totally see Jeffrey Loria being it, but Ty Cobb is too tempting. And Marge Schott eats many babies.

    Will think this over.

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  7. mattc says:

    Whenever I think of Marge Schott, all I can picture is her dog lapping mayo out of a bowl. Hurl.

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  8. MikeS says:

    You are all being swayed by the picture of LaRussa with a puppy and a kitten. What you don’t know is that is his breakfast and lunch. Every day. For dinner he eats your hopes and dreams.

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  9. nubillybaroo says:

    Marge Schott ate Tony LaRussa sometime in the early 90s… you have only been witnessing his cyborg, a bullpen minipulating doppleganger.

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  10. shthar says:

    All rong.

    George Mitchell.

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