Possible Childish Headlines re: R.A. Dickey

The following are fifteen possible childish headlines regarding the R.A. Dickey trade situation:

Dickey Deep in Negotiations

Angels Working Hard on Dickey

Alderson Discussed Dickey All Night

Suitors May Have to Pay Big Price for Dickey

Deal with Dickey Close to Completion

Mets Likely Holding on to Dickey

Big Dickey News Expected Today

Phillies Taking Peek at Dickey?

New York Hopes to Extend Dickey

Mets Criticized for Handling of Dickey 

Age, Health Concerns with Dickey

Brewers on Last Minute Dickey Push

Seattle Feeling Out Dickey

Alderson Rubs Out Dickey Rumors

Market for Dickey Soft




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ElJosharino
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ElJosharino
3 years 8 months ago

Mets Pushing Dickey Hard

Dickey Comes Out Ahead In Negotiations

Twins Potential Dickey Recipients?

ElJosharino
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ElJosharino
3 years 8 months ago

Mets Keeping Lips Sealed on Dickey Rumors

AJ
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AJ
3 years 8 months ago

This is getting ridiculous.

filihok
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3 years 8 months ago

Mets Dickey-less

Lebron James
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Lebron James
3 years 8 months ago

This is getting delicious.

dustin
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dustin
3 years 8 months ago

Seattle Eager to Insert Dickey into 2 Spot

juan pierres mustache
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3 years 8 months ago

it’s funny because he probably is a better hitter than whoever they have hitting #2 now

DD
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DD
3 years 8 months ago

Pujols reaches out to Dickey?

Resolution
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Resolution
3 years 8 months ago

If only there was a team named ‘The Vaginas’. I bet they could easily be incorporated into this!!

ElJosharino
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ElJosharino
3 years 8 months ago

I’m not sure how that would work. Then there would be 31 teams and scheduling would be a nightmare.

Tim
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Tim
3 years 8 months ago

Also, the White Sox own the rights to the name.

(Presumably from the Bill Veeck days.)

Resolution
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Resolution
3 years 8 months ago

It came from a misspelling of ‘Pale Hose’

jkl
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jkl
3 years 8 months ago

But there is Furbush.

boss
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boss
3 years 8 months ago

Twins say one Dickey not enough

KC
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KC
3 years 8 months ago

Mets break off Dickey talks, ouch!

ElJosharino
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ElJosharino
3 years 8 months ago

San Francisco Makes Dickey a Giant

samuelraphael
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samuelraphael
3 years 8 months ago

Article, with entendres removed:

Penis Deep in Negotiations

Angels Working Hard on Penis

Alderson Discussed Penis All Night

Suitors May Have to Pay Big Price for Penis

Deal with Penis Close to Completion

Mets Likely Holding on to Penis

Big Penis News Expected Today

Phillies Taking Peek at Penis?

New York Hopes to Extend Penis

Mets Criticized for Handling of Penis

Age, Health Concerns with Penis

Brewers on Last Minute Penis Push

Seattle Feeling Out Penis

Alderson Rubs Out Penis Rumors

Market for Penis Soft

Joe
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Joe
3 years 8 months ago

No-Trade Clause Gives Dickey Protection

Dickey Excited About Getting Extended

Brett
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Brett
3 years 8 months ago

Mariners trying to make backdoor deal with Mets, Dickey.

Smooth
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Smooth
3 years 8 months ago

Dickey: “I’m touched.”

Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman
3 years 8 months ago

Dickey Touched by Pressing Suitors

Old Man
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Old Man
3 years 8 months ago

Situation with Twins messy as Dickey pulls out.

Choo
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3 years 8 months ago

Dickey: Ahead of the game.

steex
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steex
3 years 8 months ago

Dickey Erupts at Consummation of Deal

Resolution
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Resolution
3 years 8 months ago

Dickey in boating accident, is now a one-eyed pitcher.

one-eyed pitcher seeks personal catcher.

BaconSlayer09
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3 years 8 months ago

Mets dangle Dickey for Seattle’s Furbush

BaconSlayer09
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3 years 8 months ago

Kuntz excited for Royals’ possible acquisition of Dickey.

Jaack
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Jaack
3 years 8 months ago

Twins R.A. possible destination for Mets knuckleballer.

AC of DC
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AC of DC
3 years 8 months ago

Unfashionable Mets Finally Part With Dickey; Wins Are Not Top Priority

Gonads.

Bryz
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3 years 8 months ago

Twins Want Reunion With Dickey

Bab
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Bab
3 years 8 months ago

Dickey to As in Colon Shocker

AlexandertheMeh
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AlexandertheMeh
3 years 8 months ago

Dickey for Furbush; Fister possibly involved in 3-way deal.

olethros
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olethros
3 years 8 months ago

Mets, Cards Swap Dickey, Randy Choate in Shocker

steex
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steex
3 years 8 months ago

Negotiations for Dickey Come to Head

EdwardM
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EdwardM
3 years 8 months ago

Toronto: Happy ending for Dickey & the BJ’s!

Dan Gladden
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Dan Gladden
3 years 8 months ago

dickey extension hard to swallow

KCDaveInLA
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KCDaveInLA
3 years 8 months ago

Trade with the other NY team: Mets happy to get Yank for Dickey

Dayton Moore
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Dayton Moore
3 years 8 months ago

Dickey would fit in well here, and we’re willing to give up whatever it takes to stick him in our tight rotation. We’re going after Dickey hard, and despite age concerns we think he can still perform. We really want Dickey. We want him bad.

Antonio Bananas
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Antonio Bananas
3 years 8 months ago

Dickey and Fister might prove too much for opponents.

Antonio Bananas
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Antonio Bananas
3 years 8 months ago

Mets rub Dickey the wrong way.
Dodgers gobbel up Dickey.
Dickey happy to be traded in threeway (deal)
Dickey blows his wad (of cash) all over New York
Yankees salivating at the thought of Dickey

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