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by Mississippi Matt Smith - September 24, 2013
This has been Prince Fielder Surfing, presented here for the first time. It shall not be the last.
Photoshop to tortilla chip and nacho cheese. This world is Prince’s buffet and we’re all just living in it.
Shows plus power and discipline while surfing. Struggles badly to reach the far out waves. Also can misread the tide at times. Might be better in a wave pool where he doesn’t have to play the ocean.
80+ gnarliness though
What is his Waves Above Replacement for the season?
Is surfing on one leg how it’s supposed to be done?
Somewhere on shore, standing aloof, alone and with a solitary tear rolling down his bloated, wizened cheek, proud papa Cecil is smiling…”You’re the real Prince of tides, son. Just without the sodomy and other badness,” he says with fatherly pride, before he consumes another footlong hero sandwich.
Trying a little too hard to be funny, this.
I thought it was funny.
How many music fans from the 1600′s can there be that you have to add a numeric component to your handle, this?
Does Prince’s own gravitational pull help or hurt the size of the waves he rides?
Oh, man. For a tick I thought the headline read “smurfing.” Get on that, too.
So many promises. Never kept.
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