Prospect Woes


Well. That’s going to make it hard for him to contribute this season.

Plus, the problem is likely to be exacerbated by the raw sewage in the Coliseum. From The New York Times:

The pipes backed up three times last season, once flooding the visitors’ dugout with brown water and another time forcing sewage out of the clubhouse sinks.

That stuff’s flammable, right?

Anyway, Addison Russell on fire, and the A’s playing in a flood of excrement. Fun times in Oakland.



Fire is really terrible.

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  1. jruby says:

    Makes sense that his start was blistering. You know. What with the fire… and all…

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  2. ReuschelCakes says:

    maybe he was shitting fire? is the hamstring attached to the anal sphincter?

    [calling Dr. James Andrews...]

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  3. tz says:

    Addison, you’re supposed to rub the Icy Hot on your hammy, not light it.

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