Quiz: Gordon Beckham’s Hair

Click to Gordon your Beckham.

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  1. Roy-Z says:

    …was last seen at Hollister Co.

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  2. Resolution says:

    shit! so close – I only got 1 question wrong :-(

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  3. Don Cooper says:

    Ozzie must be scoring this, no wonder…still can’t read enough english to know which is the proper response. We all know the truth.

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  4. Chris says:

    Did Beckham even play in that game? Seriously, how does his hair look that good after wearing a hat or a helmet for the majority of the game?

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  5. DBCooper says:

    That’s the kind of hair that gets him some action from the hot chick in the front row during the top of the 3rd inning back in the clubhouse. Brent Morel should have kept a better eye on his girlfriend between innings!

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  6. Bryz says:

    I wholeheartedly approve of “Click to Gordon your Beckham.”

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  7. Daniel says:


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  8. kushernova says:

    this is fantastic.

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