Randy Johnson: Just for Men Pitchman

(Get it, pitchman?)

Because when I want to advertise a beauty project, I call Randy Johnson!

This advertisement just adds to the legacy created by a previous Just for Men ad, starring Emmitt Smith, Walt “Clyde” Frazier, and Keith Hernandez (all of whom appear in the video above). These two videos truly stand alone when it comes to beard rhymes.

“Your beard is weird.”

“Your stubble’s in trouble.”

“Your ‘stache is trash.”

Sheer poetry. And hey, make sure you watch the petunias on the way out.

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  1. I saw it for the first time yesterday. These commercials are on a whole new level of bad.

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