Raw, Raw Audio: Ryan Braun Batting Practice Explosion

When the BBWAA admitted the present author to its ranks, what they likely had in mind is that he’d produce high-quality content like that which follows — namely, a 20-second audio clip of Ryan Braun taking batting practice today at Miller Park, and ending in an sound effect called Large/Sharp/Boomy Explosion with Falling Debris.

To wit:

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  1. MikeS says:

    I bet the BBWAA is having second thoughts.

    They should have just made Carson president for life.

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  2. AlexandertheMeh says:

    Is it wrong that in the last 3 seconds of the above audio clip I was picturing Bernie Brewer taking a Jumbo McGinnis?

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