Rays Media Guide Features Non-Extant, 100-Pound Prospect

Why the author has chosen late August as the appropriate time to make a close inspection of the minor-league portion of the 2014 Tampa Bay Rays’ Media Guide — this is a reasonable question. One notes, however, that it’s a considerably less interesting one (i.e. question) than the four below, all of which pertain to a curious entry in the aforementioned media guide.

  1. Who is Alien “Vroom-Vroom” Vazquez?
  2. Is he really 6-foot-2 but only 100 pounds?
  3. Is he really a left-throwing catcher?
  4. Why does his name appear literally nowhere else literally one place else on the internet?

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Ann...old wives tale
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Ann...old wives tale
1 year 10 months ago

I think a 5th question could be whether Hunter Wood would improve his fine moustache with a soul patch.

Yirmiyahu
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1 year 10 months ago
GJ
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GJ
1 year 10 months ago
Seriously. #KeepNotGraphs
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Seriously. #KeepNotGraphs
1 year 10 months ago

#4 is easy to answer: Because no true American reads or cares about the Tampa Bay Rays.

Al
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Al
1 year 10 months ago

Am I too late to compliment you on the scythe?
I’m doing it anyways.
Nice scythe.

Jason Bourne
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Jason Bourne
1 year 10 months ago

The fact that any person in the 21st century – forget even a person who allegedly is being paid to play baseball – has 0 internet presence is astonishing.

Downtown Cistulli Brown
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Downtown Cistulli Brown
1 year 10 months ago

Johan Santa didn’t make it out of the DR, and he has 60 million google hits

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#nfpr=1&q=johan+santa

Andrew Patrick
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Andrew Patrick
1 year 10 months ago

He’s even a 29 year old prospect. What a guy!

Paul G.
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Paul G.
1 year 10 months ago

Surprised he’s not a pitcher or shortstop or both.

Bradley Woodrum
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1 year 10 months ago
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