Readers Helping To Melk This Story For Another Post

The best of yesterday’s reader-submitted Rejected Melky Cabrera Headlines:

Muscle Melk

The Melk’s Gone Bad


Don’t Cry Over Pilled Melk

Land Of Melk and Money

The Melky Way Is Expanding

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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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  1. pbs says:

    Never seen “pilled milk” before. Pilled sweater, yup, maybe back in high school. Neat!

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  2. Dangit, I was absurdly proud of my Leslie Knope Headline.

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  3. Pseu says:

    Is “The Melkman Goeth” already accounted for?

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  4. yeah yep says:

    melky cabreroids

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  5. RA Rowe says:

    Melkman Caught with Non-Dairy Creamer

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