Readers Helping To Melk This Story For Another Post
The best of yesterday’s reader-submitted Rejected Melky Cabrera Headlines:
Muscle Melk
The Melk’s Gone Bad
Melktoast!
Don’t Cry Over Pilled Melk
Land Of Melk and Money
The Melky Way Is Expanding
Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.
Never seen “pilled milk” before. Pilled sweater, yup, maybe back in high school. Neat!
Dangit, I was absurdly proud of my Leslie Knope Headline.
Is “The Melkman Goeth” already accounted for?
melky cabreroids
Melkman Caught with Non-Dairy Creamer