Red Sox Extend Pedroia

“I don’t understand why no one is signing up for my Photoshop* classes. It doesn’t make any sense.”

*Actually, GIMP, which seems really powerful, if only I knew what the heck I was doing.



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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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The Return of Rambo Diaz
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The Return of Rambo Diaz

The best part about this is that you didn’t even take the time to roughly clone in the field or the wall.

Resolution
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Resolution

new post: Red Sox Clone in Dustin Pedroia

Sam
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Sam

This is so un-hip that it is hip.

a black guy from the 1950s
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a black guy from the 1950s

Like shitty jazz

SimonSays
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SimonSays

SimonSays take this man’s Photoshop/GIMP class.

Jimmy Johnson
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Jimmy Johnson

Some folks just don’t know how to extend.

rustyspatula
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rustyspatula

Although it looks like extension along this particular axis didn’t help him reach the groundball in the photo. Maybe they should have stretched his glove downward?

Guy
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Guy

In certain ways, this picture could have been messier once you read the headline “Red Sox Extend Pedroia”

steex
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steex

You’re thinking of “Red Sox ExtenZe Pedroia.”

Doesn'tundestandinternet
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Doesn'tundestandinternet

This isn’t very good. FanGraphs should make better articles about stats. This writer didn’t even do a good job with the photo editing.

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