Reminder: Melky Cabrera Likes the Woman

With the reconstituted Melkman dominating 2012’s first half, winning All-Star Game MVP honors, and driving shrapnel further into the bowels of Yankees, Braves, and Royals fans everywhere, I thought this might be an opportune time to revisit Mr. Cabrera’s eventful biography. Fortunately, ace reporter and adult performer Mary Carey has asked the hard questions already.

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  1. Jimbo69 says:

    I believe the Yankees traded Melky because he no speaky english. For the fans. Kansas City. Thank you. The fans.

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  2. Coco4pr3z says:

    lmao @ 1:16 “I likie the girls”

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  3. CBB says:

    I really want to party with Cano and Melky.

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