Results of Who Would Win Between a Tiger and Giant

Earlier today in these pages, we utilized the great American tradition of submitting your opinion electronically to the void (a.k.a. polling) as a means of determining with zero shadows of doubts who would win in various Mortal Kombat-style battles between various sorts of tigers and other, various sorts of giants — i.e. the mascots of the team competing in the World Series that’s about to begin.

The polls are closed and the shadows of doubt dissolved by the bright light of Mass Opinion. Regard the answers below, brothers and sister!

Tiger Mom vs. Giant Rabbit

Winner: Tiger

***

Bengal Tiger vs. The Cerne Abbas Giant

Winner: Tiger

***

Tigerlily by Natalie Merchant vs. Giant Disembodied Eye

Winner: Giant




Print This Post

Carson Cistulli has just published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.


Sort by:   newest | oldest | most voted
samuelraphael
Member
3 years 7 months ago

I think the series would have gone differently if you threw Cerne Abbas Giant against Verlander.

grandbranyan
Member
grandbranyan
3 years 7 months ago

I thought Cerne Abbas Giant was getting a tight zone all night, myself.

steex
Guest
steex
3 years 7 months ago

I feel [i]Tigerlily[/i] by La Roux would’ve preformed much better against the Giant Disembodied Eye.

Mrs. Cistulli
Guest
Mrs. Cistulli
3 years 7 months ago

Where’s the match up between my two favorite lovers ever? Andre the Giant vs Tiger Woods!

Anon
Guest
Anon
3 years 7 months ago

Giant Disembodied Eye of the Tiger?

Smooth
Guest
Smooth
3 years 7 months ago

The Cerne Abbas Giant: official mascot of the 2012 World Series.

Choo
Member
3 years 7 months ago

I keep reading “Carne Asada,” which is delicious.

Lenard
Member
Member
Lenard
3 years 7 months ago

Maybe you should try the Carne Abbas Giant’s “carne asada” *wink wink, nudge nudge*

wpDiscuz