Rod Barajas Is Here to Help

After the operatic goings-on of baseball’s Night of Long Knives, I have the feeling that all of us could use a piping-hot plate of whimsy. Fortunately, funnyman Rod Barajas is here to help.

It has long been said that nothing soothes the fussy infant quite like a Rod Barajas. This is why Rod Barajas is available at boutique toy stores and corner pharmacies everywhere. And that’s to say nothing of the 15-pack of shrink-wrapped Rod Barajases on endcap display at every Costco the world over. Why is the Rod Barajas so popular among sleep-deprived parents? We already told you: nothing soothes a fussy infant quite like a Rod Barajas. Click and be amazed:

Next time the Rod Barajas will change Dee Gordon’s poopy.

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Noel
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Noel
4 years 8 months ago

best handshake ever!

ettin
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ettin
4 years 8 months ago

I believe he can now start his own fetish porn site. Get paid Barajas!

bluejaysstatsgeek
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4 years 8 months ago

Isn’t Barajas looking like the Hedgehog these days?

Resolution
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Resolution
4 years 8 months ago

It’s.so.friggin’.good!.

Roar of the Tigers
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4 years 8 months ago

The team handshake has just been taken to the next level. Site-specific conceptual performance art in the dugout, here we come!

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