Rubby de la Rosa: Gross, Gross, Gross Injury

Dodger rookie pitcher Rubby de la Rosa left this past Sunday’s game against the Rockies with what appeared to be some kind of hand injury. If the above report on same has any verity to it, de la Rosa possesses some anatomical curiosities that could land him in Ripley’s or the equivalent — and would certainly go some way to explaining why his stuff is so filthy.*

*Denotes joke.

Merci to our man Jeff Zimmerman, who found this guffaw-inducing news item all up on the internet.




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Mike Fast
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Mike Fast
5 years 18 days ago

You’re out there on the mound, and the next thing you know…

Plops

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nikes
5 years 18 days ago

No, Rubby! SPITball. SPIT. BALL.

Kris
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Kris
4 years 10 months ago

Dylan Hernandez is a tool. That is all.

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