Ruben Tejada. Ouch.
I threw this into a draft post three weeks ago when it happened, and never posted it. As Tejada prepares to return from the DL, I thought it might still be appropriate to share. I could try and find a way to relate this to Memorial Day, or I could just post it. So here it is. Ouch.
Courtesy of Michael Baron’s Twitter feed.
Or perhaps you’d prefer the GIF, courtesy of soccerkevin11.
Ouch.
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This reminds me of that time when I had to face Ruben Tejada in a sliding competition.
Not the most graceful thing I’ve ever seen, but I have to give props to the guy for using his hands to tag first rather than keep his face from slamming into the dirt.