Run the Gamut of Emotions with Matt Purke

Matt Purke is a 21-year-old left-hander out of TCU, taken in the third round of the most recent draft by the Washington Nationals. Basically every photo of him is pretty excellent.

Today, we’re going to learn about the different emotions that Matt Purke has.

Sad:

Happy:

Even Happier:

Aggressively Happy:

Even More Aggressively Happy:

Images courtesy, in order, of India Times, WFAA, South Florida Marlins, Statesman, TCU360.




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David
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David
4 years 5 months ago

For what it’s worth, this guy really needs to keep the beard. Else he risks being asked to stand over there waiting to run the bases with all the other kids after the game ends…

Erik Archer
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4 years 5 months ago

pic number too is pretty hip, I think he should roll with that and sport a vest from 1982ish

Regg
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Regg
4 years 5 months ago

or being asked to teach an Outside Art seminar at Bowdoin

Regg
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Regg
4 years 5 months ago

……………………………….. ^r …………….

Yirmiyahu
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4 years 5 months ago

Matt Purke looks like Carson Cistulli.

Guy
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Guy
4 years 5 months ago

nice vein.

Eric
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Eric
4 years 5 months ago

As an employee of TCU and a fan of TCU baseball (season tickets arrived this week – woohoo), this thread makes me sad. Or the opposite of the happy Purke photos. Sigh.

martyn
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martyn
4 years 5 months ago

He should be forced to wear his cap straight. That askance angle evidences neither professionalism nor tradition. Women will faint, cows’ milk will curdle.

Nathan
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Nathan
4 years 5 months ago

Straighten your hat out, son!

GotHeem
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GotHeem
4 years 5 months ago

Only C.C. Sabathia can pull off the slightly crooked hat look

Chris
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Chris
4 years 5 months ago

Pic #2 reminds me a little bit of Hannah Hart

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