Ryne Stanek: A Slider by Which to Make Sweet Love
Arkansas sophomore right-hander and likely top 2013 draftee Ryne Stanek pitched against, and beat, two-time reigning champions South Carolina on Monday night in a winners’ bracket game of the College Word Series (box).
As Stanek’s 3:3 K:BB for the game suggests, he wasn’t dominant in the strictest sense; however, as the following steaming-hot GIFs make clear, Stanek’s slider isn’t the thing holding him back from total domination of both/either opposing hitters and/or the whole world.
The reader is invited to use the following GIFs as a potent aphrodisiac with a view to the end of sweet, sweet lovemaking.
Third Inning vs. Catcher Dante Rosenberg
Fourth Inning vs. Left Fielder Tanner English
Sixth Inning vs. Left Fielder Tanner English
Carson Cistulli says terrible things at The New Enthusiast.
*Glances around room*
*Slides hand down pants*
Maybe you should stop picking on Tanner English, asshole.
Maybe if his parents hadn’t cursed him with the name “Tanner English” he wouldn’t be such an easy target.
Speaking of which – Dante Rosenberg? I love it.