Secret to Foul Balls? Smooth, Delicious Winstons

While Gentleman Zack Hample is the acknowledged expert on retrieving foul balls, tonight’s Daguerreotype of the Evening reveals the true secret to finding one’s way to a valueless cowhide souvenir. Regard …

If you are the paterfamilias, becapped in blue and pictured above, then you may have taken your son to the tobacconist, introduced him, and said that he too will one day be a Winston Man. You know as well as anyone that Smooth, Delicious Winstons are the elixir for maladies ranging from the blues to Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever to catarrh to the sexless existence. Nothing will conduct you up the ladder to a better life quite like Winstons on your lips and at the ready in the breast pocket of your camelhair blazer. The steely snap of a Zippo means that Gentlemen are about to do Business.

Men do lots of things. Gentlemen smoke Winstons.

If you are the fresh-faced lad pictured above, then you smoke Winstons because good things happen to those who smoke Smooth, Delicious Winstons. Good things like … a foul-hit base ball!

Boys do lots of things. Young Men — Young Men who get invited to the cotillion — smoke Winstons.




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Brad Johnson
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Member
4 years 10 months ago

Winning Taste? Or simply Winning? Ask Charlie.

Todd
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Todd
4 years 10 months ago

Brought to you by Geritol and now back to 21

Resolution
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Resolution
4 years 10 months ago

That kid in yellow is probably a young Jim Leyland.

glassSheets
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glassSheets
4 years 10 months ago

The one standing up waving his arms about 20 people down from the kid who is about to drop the ball?

Also, I do not understand what that white stuff is on the right hand side of the picture. Is that a net hanging down or is that paint coming off the ball? Confusing.

Jay
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Jay
4 years 10 months ago

It’s smoke. The ball smokes Winstons as well.

glassSheets
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glassSheets
4 years 10 months ago

Well done, sir.

Resolution
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Resolution
4 years 10 months ago

The kid is probably only trying to catch the ball to smoke it then if it’s full of delicious, delicious tobacco.

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