Select Comments from an Illicit Caribbean Series Video Feed

Piracy in action!

The author, who knows zero percent of Spanish, is currently watching an illegal video stream of the Caribbean Series — the other occupants of which video stream are conversing in a chat area exclusively by means of the Spanish language.

In this post, I will use Google Translate to understand poorly what they are saying!

User: koricoman
Comment: “Vamos Mexicooo!!! saludos desde peñasco, son. y nos vemos en phoenix en el clásico 2013.”
Translation: “Let Mexicooo! greetings from rock, are. and see you in Phoenix in 2013 classic.”
Note: “Let Mexicooo, indeed!” one is compelled to say for reasons that aren’t entirely clear.

User: victore50
Comment: “saludos pa mi compra trizon que anda al 100 viendo el juego.”
Translation: “Greetings my purchase trizon pa who walks watching the game at 100.”
Note: This, I have been led to believe, is a common salutation in the Sonora region of Mexico.

User: suenin
Comment: “Falta mucho juego aun. A. Los mexicanos que ni celebren hahahaaaa.”
Translation: “Lack much game yet. A. Mexicans celebrate or hahahaaaa.”
Note: This is very clearly a direct quote from Gertrude Stein’s classic text Tender Buttons.

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8 Responses to “Select Comments from an Illicit Caribbean Series Video Feed”

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  1. Well-Beered Englishman says:

    This I can tell you:

    Vamos = let’s go (e.g. “¡Vamos a leer NotGraphs!” = “¡Let’s go read NotGraphs!”)
    peñasco = Puerto Peñasco, a town of 50,000 on the western coast of Sonora (e.g. “¡Vamos a secuestrar Carson Cistulli y encarcelarse en Puerto Peñasco!”

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  2. Susan says:

    I saw that mascot goat humping the guitar and saw your comment on twitter about it being an apparent honor to get thrown out on the base paths. good stuff!! the announcers are a hoot, probably because the only thing i can understand are names, numbers and donde. and then there’s hanley, rocking the dreds!!

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  3. Hispanic Guy says:

    Game is on ESPN Deportes no need for illegal stream

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  4. Danger Will Rogers says:

    Yeah, but it’s so much more exotic and adventerous to watch Latino ball via an illegal stream. It’s like illegal immigration, only backwards, except for the fact that it’s not.

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  5. Mr. Smooth says:

    Why is everything I want to do illegal?

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  6. Luis Castillo says:

    HAHA It goes something like this;

    The first one,

    Lets go Mexico, greetings from Peñasco Sonora!!! and we’ll see you in Phoenix for the WBC in 2013.

    Second one,

    Greetings for my buddy “trizon”, who is watching the game very intensely.

    Third one (Obviously posted by a dominican guy, or a non-mexican),

    There is a lot of game left to be played, mexicans shouldn’t be celebrating yet (laughs).

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  7. golden jerseys, sparkle pants says:


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  8. Will says:

    Why is Chacho, the mascot of Los Tigres de Quintana Roo, apparently also the mascot of Los Yaquis de Obregon? I don’t understand.

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