Here’s a poem with a line by Pat Listach — the line itself from an inspirational bookmark (embedded to the left and embiggenable).
Easy payday loan? More like skeezy payday loan, amirite?
Seriously, folks. Thank you. You’re too kind. Seriously.
For my next joke, I’d like to work with children for a living.
Consider: “In school, it’s not how fast you read; it’s how much you learn.” — Former Rookie of the Year Pat Listach.
Pat Listach: in one moment, eating at the city’s best restaurants; in the next, dying alone at a sanitarium in 1917.
Credit to my colleague Robert J. Baumann for making a present of the bookmark.