Shorter Baseball Columnists!

It’s time for another installment of “Shorter Baseball Columnists,” in which we read mainstream baseball columnists and marginalized bloggers like Murray Chass so you don’t have to! Let us begin!

Shorter Murray Chass: Let me tell you about the time that Tony La Russa had to go potty.

Shorter Dan Shaughnessy: OH HAI LARRY LUCCHINO!!11!ONE!!!

Shorter T.J. Simers: Don Rickles likes the Dodgers.

Shorter Frank Isola: Here’s the latest on Derek Jeter’s 3,000th hit.

Shorter Chris DeLuca: Theo Epstein still hasn’t won a World Series for the Cubs.

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4 years 9 months ago

I cast my lone November vote for a NotGraphs “Welcome to the internet, please follow me” Cane-Toting Surfing Granny Daguerreotype Contest come next Halloween (good luck limiting that title to one line).