It’s time for another installment of “Shorter Baseball Columnists,” in which we read mainstream baseball columnists and marginalized bloggers like Murray Chass so you don’t have to! Let us begin!
Shorter Steve Rosenbloom: This is why Adam Dunn struggled last season. Maybe. Or not. I don’t know, man.
Shorter Dan Shaughnessy: Get comfortable, lads, because this one is going to be about me.
Shorter Mike Lupica: Shame on Ryan Braun for making his failed drug test a public issue.
Shorter Murray Chass: Hold on to your funny bones because you can make a “twit” joke out of the word “Twitter,” which I hate. Twitter, I mean, not the joke I just made, which is gold.
Shorter Jim Souhan: Joe Mauer is a pussy.
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