Siberian League Recap for February 12th

Siberian Baseball
Current All Stars of Siberian League.

Today was great day in Siberian Baseball League. Due to pleasant weather conditions, only seven games canceled! Here is recap.

In Novokuznetsk, it was close affair, but home team prevailed over Wolves. Not baseball club Wolves — actual wolves, I mean, which invade city with crazy hunger for human flesh.

Due to mining disaster, club from Kemerovo has had trouble recently. Their best player now four-year-old girl. She is maybe to be sold for prostitute, though.

Elsewhere, team from Omsk accidentally go to Tomsk, while team from Tomsk to Omsk. Said best player from Omsk, Jaromir Shlemenko: “God is cruel. Life is terrible. I die now.”

Tomorrow is big game for Novosibirsk. Their best player is on disabled list with addiction to Krokodil.

Print This Post

Carson Cistulli occasionally publishes spirited ejaculations at The New Enthusiast.

7 Responses to “Siberian League Recap for February 12th”

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
  1. Sgt Buzzkill says:

    It’s a laugh to poke fun at how non-native speakers compose English sentences

    Vote -1 Vote +1

  2. eddiegaedel says:

    So f’n wrong LOL love it

    Vote -1 Vote +1

  3. Mike Green says:

    In Vladivostok, Stoli do sponsor 7th inning. If home team’s big masher hit long shot, no water from taps in washroom only vodka.

    Vote -1 Vote +1

  4. Stinky Pete says:

    Novosibirsk was a key stepping stone in Axis and Allies. Oh sure, it doesn’t really tie into this article, but yeah. I stand by my comment.

    Vote -1 Vote +1

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>