Six-Week-Old Mistakes In Facial Hair

Earlier this week, I presented Luke Scott’s beard as a current mistake in facial hair. Loyal reader Larry Holt has alerted me to something even worse. Avert your eyes. Not safe for workplace, homeplace, or anyplace.

Courtesy of The Detroit News… which means BLAME THE DETROIT NEWS…

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That’s Jose Valverde, and some kind of terribly diseased animal that has attached itself to his chin.

(Bobby Jenks says hello.)



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Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman

Is it the lighting, or is part of it blonde and part of it black?

kdm628496
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kdm628496

i believe it’s half and half, which is the basis for calling it a mistake.

NatsFan73
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NatsFan73

Every time he gives up a jack, another hair turns white.

Wilson Valdez's Goat Beard
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Wilson Valdez's Goat Beard

I am way more troubling than this.

Greg
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Greg

I challenge you to find a better troll face than Mr. Valverde’s.
U mad bro?

MikeS
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MikeS

Jose Valverde continues to do everything in his power to offend my baseball sensibilities.

Jaack
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Jaack

Jose Valverde continues to do everything in his power to offend my baseball general sensibilities.

Fixed

Ignacio Cifuentes
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you had to use a jenks wearing a redsox cap picture?

Cuban Pete
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Cuban Pete

This just in from the Boston news desk…

Bobby Jenks has been spotted in the Fenway Park area. Residents and visitors to such area are advised to take care and remove any edible products from their person. Bobby Jenks does not discriminate much between human and snack product as p er the file photo shown above.

Now back to your regularly scheduled Judge Judy.

Steve
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Steve

OMG… who ate Bobby Jenks?

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