Slideshow: Future Josh Reddick in the Future

Josh Reddick, who hit his first home run of the season just minutes ago (box), has drawn some attention this spring for his rather convincing impression of a feral human man — in particular, with regard to the hair and beard part of his body.

“What will he look like when’s older, though?” is a question the reader has definitely asked himself, for the purposes of this post.

With a view to answering that exact question, the editors of the present site either did or did not travel into the future, collect images of Josh Reddick, and return to 2013. They either did or did not then organize five of those same images into the form a of a slideshow.

A slideshow like or not like this one:




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3 Responses to “Slideshow: Future Josh Reddick in the Future”

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  1. Sarge says:

    In the future, Josh Reddick will produce posthumous Johnny Cash albums.

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  2. Hunter Pence's Thorax says:

    In the future Josh Reddick will fight bears and sleep with ethnic chicks?

    So you’re saying he’ll become Daniel Descalso. Word

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  3. Buford Greenstein says:

    And atand in front of Jimmy Page pics, while trying to ruin the Beastie Boys and the Black Crowes, while transforming every other band from mediocrity to greatness. Rick Rubin = wannabe Rabbi

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