Slideshow: Photos in Which John Kruk Is Definitely Sweating

The author has just learned how to integrate slideshows — i.e. the highest form of human communication — into the pages of NotGraphs. Let’s commemorate this important moment by enjoying a slideshow populated by seven images in which former major-leaguer John Kruk is definitely sweating.

To wit:




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SecondHandStore
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SecondHandStore
3 years 5 months ago

I think this belongs here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbKh5NCr6Ao

Mike
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Mike
3 years 5 months ago

Well he is, after all, the Sultan of Sweat ;-)
That second pic looks just like the face he made when the Big Unit almost sawed his head off at the ’93 All Star Game…

Cidron
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Cidron
3 years 5 months ago

that was one of the all time great all star moments

Mike
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Mike
3 years 5 months ago

Back when the ASG was all about fun and entertainment. Not about overcompetitive guys trying to get another home game for a Series most of them won’t even get to play in…

ElJosharino
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ElJosharino
3 years 5 months ago

It’s as though he expands as he loses moisture.

CSJ
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3 years 5 months ago

Bonus points for the misspelling on slide 2.

stuck in a slump
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stuck in a slump
3 years 5 months ago

Maybe he’s sweating because of this:

http://www.mcpeepants.com/sounds/071sirens/sirens5.mp3

TheGrandslamwich
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TheGrandslamwich
3 years 5 months ago

I was expecting a slideshow of him eating ribs.

The Return of Rambo Diaz
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The Return of Rambo Diaz
3 years 5 months ago

Kruk’s Common Weakness Illustrated

FamousAmazingGuy
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FamousAmazingGuy
3 years 5 months ago

“Horses sweat, men perspire, and John Kruks glow”

Delmon Youngs sprained left fat
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Delmon Youngs sprained left fat
3 years 5 months ago

That’s just gross, man!

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