Smokin’ Bud Selig

Sometimes merest nicotine isn’t enough for Smokin’ Bud Selig. Sometimes Smokin’ Bud Selig needs a little something more to take edge off and to make everything seem a little more far-out and hep. You know what I mean, Bubba Bean? Hell yeah …

“When you’re driving have you ever thought about how everything outside the customized van is moving all fast and shit, but everything inside the customized van is perfectly still? Yeah … Let’s go buy a python for the apartment.”




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  1. Marcat says:

    Well this finally solves the mystery of why the hell nothing concerning Oakland’s move ever gets done. Smokin’ Bud smoking bud.

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  2. deadhead says:

    Bud’s just preventing glaucoma in the front row of the Pink Floyd Lazer Show, man. Wavy Gravy gave him some kind shit before game one of the World Series and he didnt want to be rude. For old times sake, after he smokes a fattie, he sometimes goes out and sells a rickety Yugo to the first sucka that can pedal it off the lot. Smokin’ Bud is taking a glass blowing class at the community college this February.

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  3. Mrs. Cistulli says:

    Bud likes to loosen up with a toke, before laying it down. In fact, the only way Bud can enjoy something is by smoking it. He once smoked the encyclopedia in 12 days. People told him he’d enjoy the movie Blade Runner, so he crushed up his VHS tape, stuffed it in his bowl and smoked the shit out of that movie. He loved his dog, so he took it to a taxidermist, broke her up and lit up. I wonder what Bud will smoke next in the Smokin’ Bud category.

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