Smokin’ Bud Selig, Revisited

As I do each night before soiling my bedclothes, I was thinking about what Bud Selig thinks about — and says — when he’s smoking wholesome, nutritious cigarettes.

In particular, what was Bud Selig muttering through his thinly parted, cig-impeded lips at this moment? Doubtless, he was all up in the grill of a cowed underling, but what was he saying? This, it turns out …

Snitches? They Get Stitches.




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Wil
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Wil

When Bud Selig comes to PHX for spring training, he often eats at Goldman’s Deli with my grandfather-in-law, Maury.

FamousAmazingGuy
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FamousAmazingGuy

I’m torn between him uttering “What business is it of yours where I’m from, friendo?” or “”I am King Sh*t of F*ck Mountain” I suppose it would depend on the question ask by the reporter.

Now if Barry M. Bloom was asking the question that would change everything! He’s the Leonard Cohen of the MLB report’n game. So sincere, so disarming, and laughing all the way to the bank.

MustBunique
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Member

Games end when I say they do.

or

I’m pleased that your state enjoys the teams I picked for you…

Millionayers
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Millionayers

I am the maker of rules, dealing with fools.

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