Not-So-Hidden Messages: Philadelphia Stars-N-Stripes Shirt

The MLB is trying to just pass this off as just another item of Philadelphia baseball merchandise, part of their Stars and Stripes collection. But, if we look closely — OK, really not that closely — we can see the message they’re truly trying to send:

Phil Lies. If you know somebody named Phil, they’re probably lying to you right now. He might say that he’s not. But that’s just one of those old-fashioned Phil lies.





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Dave
12 years ago

I wish I knew/disliked someone named Phil. This would be the cornerstone of my slander campaign. Phil Jackson is kind of a douche he is also a great basketball coach, but from his comments in the media over the years I’ve taken to not liking him. I feel like I’m reaching a lot with him though.