Son of GIF: A-Ram Doesn’t Look at Explosions

In the comments section of a post from yesterday — one that drew a connection, via GIF, between Aramis Ramirez and the Lonely Island’s “Cool Guys Don’t Look at Explosions” — readers Resolution and DD noted that said GIF could be improved upon were it to include an actual, real-live explosion.

Reader Ross, who has some expertise in matters fiery, responded to this call with what I believe is known as “celerity.”

If Ross’s gesture doesn’t warm the cockles of every last readerly heart, then I don’t know from hot cockles.

The least you can do — if you’re wondering — is follow Ross’s Twitter account.




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DD
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DD
4 years 10 months ago

Just how I envisioned it. Like Nicholas Cage in Con Air…

scout1222
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scout1222
4 years 10 months ago

Thanks be to Ross.

Resolution
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Resolution
4 years 10 months ago

This GIF will be the best man at my wedding.

Resolution
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Resolution
4 years 10 months ago

Also, lest we lose sight of the original issue, this HAS to be the closest any cool guy has been to the explosion while walking away from it. Does it then follow that Aramis is the coolest guy of all?

I googled ‘Aramis Ramirez Cool’. The first picture returned was this:

I think that should answer any and all questions.

syh
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syh
4 years 10 months ago

Yeah, had to get him real close to the explosion as I’m not so good with perspective. Any smaller explosions meant I had to mask even more out of frame and everything else I tried made it look like he had an inexplicable sphere of safety around him. In the end it made me laugh, so I’m satisfied. Great idea, you two!

Resolution
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Resolution
4 years 10 months ago

Teamwork! Beers all around!

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