Source of Meteor Found

Unless you are living under a rock, you have heard that another rock (probably bigger than the one under which you are living) crashed into the Earth somewhere in a place the scientific community calls “Russia.” An image is below:

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No disrespect to CNN, but the NotGraphs Investigative Reporting Investigation Team has actually done their due diligence and (quite easily) uncovered the source of said meteor. ENHANCE!

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ENHANCE!

meteor2

ENHANCE!

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I knew it. Just search for “meteor” in Baseball-Reference.

What can’t this phenom do?!



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David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.


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dutchbrowncoat
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dutchbrowncoat

i was really hoping this post would end up referencing this: http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=19665675

reillocity
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reillocity

Firstbaseman Dave Orr led the American Association in a few categories during seasons of the 1880s. Given when he played and that Baseball Reference has him at 5’11” and 250 lbs, he was probably professional baseball’s first meaty Orr.

Big Daddy V
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Big Daddy V

I’m going to beat you up.

Long Suffering Tribe Fan
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Long Suffering Tribe Fan

This is inspired!

Ruki Motomiya
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Ruki Motomiya

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