Spam Baseball Cards

I took images from a selection of spam emails and made baseball cards for them:



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Craig Robinson is not a Child, a God, a Pilgrim, a Rock, the Forest, the Resurrection, the Cosmos, the Law, or Damo Suzuki. Nor is he trying to break your heart. He does have a Web site, though. It's called Flip Flop Flyin'.

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  1. Urban Shocker says:

    dear god this is great.

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  2. tarhoosier says:


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    • Resolution says:

      I think it’s fake though, I’m pretty sure he writes right-handed.

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      • james says:

        Wasn’t Luke Scott a white guy… to be honest in the early 2000 the Os had like 10 guys who were corner OF/1b/DH types with .260 average and 20hr power. They were all pretty much the same guy.

        Palmeiro (end of his career), Bigbie, Scott, Gibbons, Millar, huff, Conine, Sammy sosa (end of the line for him too), David Segui,

        Aside from Palmeiro and Sosa… Litterally all those guys were pretty much the same player. All of them were .250-270 hitters, all of them had no real speed (why Nick Markakis missed this list), and all had 15-25 hr power (from 2004-2008 these guys all played at least a year in Baltimore, so it straddles the Roid era)

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  3. frivoflava29 says:

    The teams are hilariously fitting.

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  4. John Paschal says:

    Somehow, I have 27 of those Samantha Timeshare cards.

    I’ve tried to get rid of them, but they just keep coming back.

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  5. MustBunique says:

    Literally unbelievable. You should net yourself a 2nd job coming up with names for comedy flicks. Estadio slayed me.

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  6. I Weigh 400 Bench 170 says:

    Ms. Jarreau? Here’s your delivery of extra-thermal polartec tank tops!

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  7. Josh B says:

    Is Luke Scott the first big leaguer from Kenya?

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  8. Yirmiyahu says:

    This is why Jesus (Jonron) invented the internet.


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  9. ljc says:

    Thanks for using the awesomeness of your posts to teach me how empty my life will be without NotGraphs.


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  10. nickolai says:

    tiger colburn might need to visit Dr. James Andrews.

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  11. #KeepNotGraphs says:

    Love the “Todd’s” logo.


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  12. The Return of Rambo Diaz says:

    Bucs win! Bucs win!


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  13. MDBuc says:

    The Cubs DH (?) looks like a party guy.

    (The world is safer if it has NotGraphs)

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  14. Carrot Shrapnel says:

    Splendid work Craig. Kudos on sneaking (another) Fall reference in.

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  15. Paul G. says:

    Was Matt Matts traded? I detect some airbrushing.

    I am also impressed that you managed to get SPAM from 1952 with Miguel Zucaritas.

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  16. buseythe2nd says:

    Shawn Peterson. Perfect.

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