by Craig Robinson - August 6, 2014
I took images from a selection of spam emails and made baseball cards for them:
dear god this is great.
Made me all bubbly.
I think it’s fake though, I’m pretty sure he writes right-handed.
Wasn’t Luke Scott a white guy… to be honest in the early 2000 the Os had like 10 guys who were corner OF/1b/DH types with .260 average and 20hr power. They were all pretty much the same guy.
Palmeiro (end of his career), Bigbie, Scott, Gibbons, Millar, huff, Conine, Sammy sosa (end of the line for him too), David Segui,
Aside from Palmeiro and Sosa… Litterally all those guys were pretty much the same player. All of them were .250-270 hitters, all of them had no real speed (why Nick Markakis missed this list), and all had 15-25 hr power (from 2004-2008 these guys all played at least a year in Baltimore, so it straddles the Roid era)
The teams are hilariously fitting.
Somehow, I have 27 of those Samantha Timeshare cards.
I’ve tried to get rid of them, but they just keep coming back.
She’s the hot younger sister of Banknotes Harper, isn’t she?
Literally unbelievable. You should net yourself a 2nd job coming up with names for comedy flicks. Estadio slayed me.
Ms. Jarreau? Here’s your delivery of extra-thermal polartec tank tops!
Is Luke Scott the first big leaguer from Kenya?
This is why Jesus (Jonron) invented the internet.
Thanks for using the awesomeness of your posts to teach me how empty my life will be without NotGraphs.
tiger colburn might need to visit Dr. James Andrews.
Love the “Todd’s” logo.
Bucs win! Bucs win!
The Cubs DH (?) looks like a party guy.
(The world is safer if it has NotGraphs)
Leon Durham, is that you?
Splendid work Craig. Kudos on sneaking (another) Fall reference in.
Was Matt Matts traded? I detect some airbrushing.
I am also impressed that you managed to get SPAM from 1952 with Miguel Zucaritas.
Shawn Peterson. Perfect.