Sporadic Bat-Flip Coverage: Jason Kipnis, Last Night

Some time this past spring, the author resolved that he would attempt, in these pages, to document for the wide readership this season the bat-flip in all of its different and glorious incarnations.

Like most claims made by someone with a marinara stain on a weird part of his underpants, however, this one wasn’t to be trusted. In point of fact, this site’s coverage of bat flips has appeared only in fits and starts — like the love of a father who expresses his emotions only in fits and starts.

As the alternative is absolutely no coverage of bat flips, however — or no paternal love whatever — one must satisfy him- or herself with what is made available.

Credit to concerned readers JayAre and PronkTwp for bringing the author’s attention to the footage in question.




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Bat Flip san
3 years 9 hours ago
Guy
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Guy
2 years 11 months ago

thats probably the greatest thing ive ever seen

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yaboynate
2 years 11 months ago

I prefer the broadcast of this coverage to be in a language I don’t understand. Thus, I can infer that they are in fact providing the narrative of my life.

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