Sports Computer Opportunity

So the well dressed ballroom dancers over at Seamheads.com are holding a contest. What do you have to do? Come up with an awesome nickname for a current player. If you prove better at this than the competing hordes, then what do you win? A copy of MLB2K11 for the Xbox 360 machine, which I assume is a series of motorized pulleys that runs on a standard 120-volt outlet.

Once again: Come up with a compelling baseball nickname, and your precious lucre will be a board-certified copy of MLB2K11.



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Danny
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Danny

David “The Price is Right”

BIP
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BIP

minus infinity

Kris
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That’s a great nickname, but I’m not sure if Luis Castillo is considered an active player at this point.

Danny
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Danny

I like to think that somewhere, right now, Luis Castillo is committing throwing errors in a Food Lion.

Dan Greer
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Dan Greer

It’s too bad Pat Meares isn’t still around. I used to call him Pap Smear.

steex
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steex

I don’t think I could handle such sophisticated sports gamery. This is still the only sports “computer” I can identify with: comment image

Tyler
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Tyler

Handsome Hanley Ramirez
J-Hey Kid (Jason Heyward)

Nick
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Nick

David “the Price is Right” could be David Price or David Wright. Way too ambiguous. Some of my initial thoughts:

Eric “Computer” Hacker
Jason “Kubel-a Khan”
“Filibuster” Posey
Matt “Thank God he isn’t Carlos Silva” Garza
Brandon “The Sun Will Come Out To-Morrow”
Yuniesky “No Glove, No Love” Betancourt
Skip “To My” Schumaker

Danny
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Danny

If only I could find a way to work in David Ortiz, it would be the greatest nickname there ever was.

Kirkwood
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Kirkwood

Peter Bourjos, in regards to his super-amazing defense: Petrine Primacy.

Footballing
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You actually make it appear really easy together with your presentation but I to find this matter to be actually one thing that I think I’d never understand. It seems too complex and very extensive for me. I’m having a look forward in your subsequent publish, I?ll try to get the dangle of it!

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