Spotted: Bryce Harper on the Author’s Internet Computer

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The first game of MLB.TV’s spring broadcast schedule has begun. While Shaun Marcum and not, as the author previously suggested, Zack Wheeler is starting for the Mets, the game still features Stephen Strasburg and Bryce Harper and (I guess) Ruben Tejada, who just homered, somehow. Also, it really does appear as though Wheeler is due to pitch.

Congratulations to us, is the presiding sentiment so far as this information is concerned.



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TheGrandslamwich
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TheGrandslamwich

Hooray baseball!

canuckassassin
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canuckassassin

Disappointed theres no gif of Harper’s bobble/recover in left field.

neilrqm
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neilrqm

Happy New Year, ladies and gentlemen.

nu buford when
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nu buford when

He’s a bat whore

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