Spotted: Carson Cistulli, Probably

Our fearful leader, Carson Cistulli, should be packing for his trip to Spring Training, but it appears that he’s putting the finishing touches on his latest work of substandard genius.



(h/t to the impeccably named Womb-Tang for the picture, and Greg for bringing it to my attention.)

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David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.

7 Responses to “Spotted: Carson Cistulli, Probably”

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  1. Don Zimmer's jowl sweat says:

    A typewriter? That’s sticking it to those Apple-totting hipsters.

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  2. pabst blue ribbon says:

    It would be more ironic if it were an electric typewriter.

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  3. Pointless Ponderer says:

    So he doesn’t conform to 21st century technology, but he’ll drink 21st century coffee… guy must be a real wisenheimer.

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  4. Benzedrine says:

    Must be writing “Some Common Weaknesses Embiggened”

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  5. jcxy says:

    this is a stellar photo.

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  6. brazen reader says:


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  7. Aaron W. says:

    It can’t be Carson, because the other coffee patrons aren’t pelting him with creamer.

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