The author encountered this Compelling Advertisement on Thursday while walking along the Rue Ordener.
From it, one is able to infer certain, undoubtedly true facts — namely, that:
- With regard to bacon, its sheen is of some importance.
- With regard to fast-foot hamburgers, Americans are the arbiters of taste.
- Americans, additionally, are be-gloved at all times.
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Carson Cistulli occasionally publishes spirited ejaculations at The New Enthusiast.