Spotted: Ryan Braun with Carla Bruni

“It is a truth universally acknowledged,” Jane Austen once wrote, “that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of an impossibly elegant and sophisticated Franco-Italian heiress who is also a former supermodel.”

Milwaukee Brewer outfielder Ryan Braun, known to be a great admirer of Austen’s work, clearly agrees, as indicated by this totally undoctored image (courtesy the NotGraphs Investigative Reporting Investigation Team) of Braun and French first lady Carla Bruni walking hand-in-hand in front of people whose lives are less important than theirs.

The timing of the episode is notable, as Bruni’s husband, French president Nicolas Sarkozy, enters Sunday’s elections about eight percentage points behind Socialist candidate Francois Hollande.

More on this story as it develops.




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Oliver
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Oliver
4 years 1 month ago

LOVE IT.

Also, love the downfall of Sarko. Good riddance.

drivlikejehu
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drivlikejehu
4 years 1 month ago

A French baseball fan? Cool.

jcxy
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jcxy
4 years 1 month ago

i really wanted this to be real.

nu billy baroooo?!
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nu billy baroooo?!
4 years 1 month ago

another French beheading…

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