Spotted: Scott Boras, Very Much Behind Home Plate

Spotted by the author — and probably other people — during the fourth inning of tonight’s Tigers-Angels game, it’s the shadowy spectre of America’s One, True Power Agentâ„¢:




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clayton
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clayton
3 years 11 months ago

he’s such a troll

Bill in the D
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Bill in the D
3 years 11 months ago

Not sure why, probably because the Tiger’s employ so many of his clients, but it seems he is always down there when Detroit is facing The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

Ryn
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Ryn
3 years 11 months ago

I’m confused, where is Boras in this photo?

Jack
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Jack
3 years 11 months ago

Not seen are six GMs behind him offering 5/75 deals for Willie Bloomquist.

Matthew
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Matthew
3 years 11 months ago

I’m pretty sure he goes to every Angels home game.

Damaso's Burnt Shirt
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Damaso's Burnt Shirt
3 years 11 months ago

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there at home plate, are walking into a trap, as is your pitching staff. It was *I* who allowed the Angels to know that Vernon Wells was available to be traded. I am quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best clients awaits them. Oh, I’m afraid the Man In White will be quite operational when your pitches arrive.

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