Spreadsheet Villanelle



Villanelle week. By now you should know. Villanelle week.
Others have tried:
• Regarding Who Isn’t the Boss of Me
• Villabelle
• Fantasy Choices I Have Made
• Nick Punto, One Time, Tried to Break His Bat
• Who Should Be in the Hall of Fame?
• Tale of VandenHurk
Only one can succeed. This is poetry. Only one can succeed, and that one is me:
Bradley Woodrum (@BradleyWoodrum) writes about Chicago sports at Cubs Stats and about cats and economics at Homebody and Woman.
Well effing done, sir.
Wow.
I wish my life could be ro-bo zone neat.
I’d run the stats on Baumann for NotGraphs HOF, but he already put ‘em in a spreadsheet for us.
Shit. Woodrum. I saw B followed by seven letters.
Shit. Six. More caffeine necessary.