States of Undress: Reyes and Carpenter

Perhaps you woke up this morning and, while undertaking the ablutions necessary for triumph at the office, in the gym and in the bedroom, thought to yourself: on this day, I shall not lay eyes upon a nude Jose Reyes and a Chris Carpenter freshly pruned of his base-and-ball chemise!

Know that these espousals were as hollow and empty as hollow and empty things:

That, of course, is Jose Reyes, his surely tensed organ blanketed by artful shadow, as part of an ESPN the Mag feature that will make you feel various feelings.

Are we done here? No, we are not done here …

When one’s co-workers are transformed into a shouting and leaping throng of bodice-rippers, it is known as “Success in Business.” Today, if you Move Enough Product, the same might happen to you.

In summary: Jose Reyes is naked, and Chris Carpenter is working on it.

(Bestripped gratitude: BuenoWaino)




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wildcherrypepsi
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This doesn’t make me think you’re funny. It makes me think you’re gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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