Stupid Photo Essay: Eric Young Jr. vs. Benihana

Sometimes a gentleman prefers a leisurely lunch — one rich in aperitif and Algonquin Round Table-grade conversation. At other times, lunch is an act of war, in which food and surroundings are but blood enemies to be vanquished, raped and slaughtered. So it was with Eric Young Jr. and his recent trip to the finest in Oriental-themed Occidental steakhouses …

As you are no doubt aware, Eric Young Jr. is not a man of idle threats and vacant promises. When Eric Young Jr. declares that a restaurant shall be crushed, a restaurant shall indeed be crushed …

Eric Young Jr. will lunch the shit out of this shit.

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  1. Byrne says:


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  2. Danny Knobgobbler says:

    Bravo, lackey!

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  3. Resolution says:


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  4. J A B says:

    No smoking stack of onion slices? No shrimp tails flying through the air? The devastation must have been serious indeed…

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    • Well-Beered Englishman says:

      But – but – I thought my waiter had perfected the smoking stack of onions all by himself! I thought it was a personal touch! Something I could see no-where else!

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      • Mr.Observant says:

        Put your pint of best bitter down and take a deep breath. I was at an independantly-owned, locally-sourced and fairly-traded ingredient resturant called ‘Applebee’s’ and was enjoying a dish called a “Bloomin’ Onion” which, it turns out, is neither local nor derived from onions grown by a group of collective farmers in Bolivia. I have no faith left in the world. I hope EY Jr. shitstorms the American culinary scene and shitswings his shitbat until the whole shitworld feels my pain.

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