T.R. Screwed Again
As you may be aware, the Nationals, because of a searing antipathy for all things Bull-Moose, have conspired never to allow Teddy Roosevelt to win the Presidents’ Race. I can think of plenty of injustices in the world, but few measure up to this one.
Well, recently the enterprising Mr. Roosevelt, taking his cues from Great Men of History like Gob Bluth and Jim Bowden, showed the plucky boldness that has allowed this fine republic of his to vanquish anything, save for morbid obesity and a bunch of other stuff …
As you can see, the fix was in. As for Screech the Eagle, who is clearly an asshole, a few words of grave warning … First, I know the Great Ejector, and you, sir, are no Great Ejector. Second, are you aware what Prez Roos does to lower-evolved varmints who get between him and what’s his? Let us remind you:
Your move, cuckoo bird.
Patriot’s gratitude to Dave Brown and the barrel o’ monkeys that is his Twitter feed.
Come On! Like the guy in the $6000 baseball uniform is going to run.
/He made a huge mistake
//Coo Coo Ka Chu
It’s gettin’ so a businessman can’t expect no return from a fixed fight. Now, if you can’t trust a fix, what can you trust? For a good return, you gotta go bettin’ on chance – and then you’re back with anarchy, right back in the jungle.
There’s a video out there on the Nats team page (or it was there one upon a time) of JFK kneecapping Teddy Tonya Harding style. No wonder Kennedy was assassinated, what an ass hole!