T-Shirt Wars


What a Salvo.

It all started so innocently. Or, as innocent as intense sartorial mocking can be.

A fan site for the Cardinals posted a great shirt idea:
Mike Leake STOLE THIS SHIRT FOR ME.

The response came quickly, a surgical strike:
Tony LaRussa WALKED THE LINE AND FAILED.

Then the Cardinals site dropped a T-Shirt bomb of snark on their opponents, including the genius above. With the balance now obviously shifted in the battle, perhaps the underdogs need a little help?

Incredibly important note: I am not taking sides in this inevitably long and drawn out battle. I’m just making gentle suggestions from afar. Gentle. Suggestions.

Tony La Russa WANTS TO SEE YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE
Colby Rasmus MADE HIS FATHER PUNCH TONY LARUSSA
Ryan Franklin FOUND YOUR LOST SQUIRREL ON HIS FACE
Matt Holliday IS TOO BLAND TO MAKE FUN OF
Lance Berkman ATE YOUR ELVIS



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Temo
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Temo

Matt Holliday HAS NO APPENDIX

Yirmiyahu
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Yirmiyahu

Ouch. That’s harsh, man.

Yirmiyahu
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Yirmiyahu

@ Temo

Dan
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Dan

“Ryan Franklin will use this shirt to wipe his tears after he blows yet another save.”

Is that too verbose

ElJosharino
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ElJosharino

I was thinking:

Ryan Franklin: COULDN’T SAVE FERRIS

Or how about just a picture of Pujols in a Cubs uni? No caption needed.

Temo
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Temo

It’s been done:comment image

Also, it’s mean.

Yirmiyahu
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Yirmiyahu

Mean to who? Pujols?

Bryz
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I like that idea.

Bryz
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(Couldn’t save Ferris)

robertobeers
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robertobeers
PG
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PG
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PG

What about a picture of Tony LaRussa with the caption:

You better have another beer….BEFORE YOU DRIVE HOME THOSE RUNS

Nate Ader
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Brandon Webb CAN’T GET IT UP. (64.3 % GB rate)

fordkj19
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fordkj19

how about:
LET’S GO SHINGLES!!!

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