T-Shirt: “We’re All Gonna Go Dateless”

Founder David Appelman’s wife, who possesses flawless (a) skin and (b) taste, bought 25 of these shirts — which make reference to a certain, famous chapter in this site’s annals — for her husband. They (i.e. the shirts) may or may not have been designed by the present author and Eno Sarris.

I can’t guarantee that it’ll work, but if this is something about which you’d be interested in acquiring in exchange for American currency, you might consider writing your senator. Or, alternatively, making note of same in the comments section.




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36 Responses to “T-Shirt: “We’re All Gonna Go Dateless””

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  1. jjdouglas says:

    AMAZING!

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  2. Jeffrey Paternostro says:

    Sweet! Just let me know how many bitcoins that’ll cost.

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  3. Guy says:

    I would barter for one. Travesty though that the photograph cannot be embiggened.

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  4. Bryz says:

    Before you sell these, please tell me where I can purchase FanGraphs stock, as I anticipate a great demand for these 25 t-shirts.

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  5. Matt Poindexter says:

    I’d buy one.

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  6. Dara says:

    Make a “We’re All Gonna Go Dateless” negligee, and I’m game.

    (I might settle for a women’s sized t-shirt. Might.)

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  7. tbad says:

    I don’t get the hands.

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  8. dutchbrowncoat says:

    i definitely want one

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  9. Kyle says:

    My wife will mock the hell of out me, but that’s nothing new so consider me in for a Medium.

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  10. Garrett says:

    I for one cannot wait to purchase this product.

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  11. Bryz says:

    I should’ve said this in my first comment, but I’d be willing to shell out some dollars and/or cents for this product.

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  12. jim says:

    why are these not really for sale?

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  13. Ben says:

    I want one. If this was art class I would give it a gold star

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  14. Are they all spoken for already?

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  15. MikeS says:

    It should only come in XXL and larger based on what was implied in said incident.

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  16. Daniel says:

    Excellent!

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  17. Smada says:

    put me down for a M

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  18. nathan says:

    I want to go to there

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  19. Brad says:

    Would definitely buy

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  20. Ryan Rigato says:

    I would definitely be interested in buying one.

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  21. jbrasscomb says:

    I’d buy one.

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  22. Devon says:

    would buy

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  23. Nate says:

    I need one of these.

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  24. cecilcoop says:

    what about a t-shirt that tries to make light of the other negative stereotype Fangraphs is painted with–that this is a site that relies heavily on groupthink amongst its writers and followers?

    Front:
    “6org for Life”
    Reverse:
    Fangraphs.

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  25. My echo and bunnymen says:

    Put me down as well for a medium

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  26. Dr_Caligari says:

    I’d take a medium in the not distant future, but at the moment, money does not exist for that kind of spending. :(

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  27. Dizzy Valance says:

    I’m down for a smedium for to show off my farmers tan in the summer.

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  28. How dare you post a photograph of a shirt as wonderful as that and then tell us that, oh by the way, it isn’t available unless we all beg! (Also, please consider that sentence my attempt at begging.)

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  29. Joe P. says:

    Man, I wish I had not spent four days away from NotGraphs. Should there be any shirts left and editors seeking to distribute them in exchange for funds, this young man’s torso seeks the fine apparel shown in the daguerreotype above.

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