T-Shirt: “We’re All Gonna Go Dateless”

Founder David Appelman’s wife, who possesses flawless (a) skin and (b) taste, bought 25 of these shirts — which make reference to a certain, famous chapter in this site’s annals — for her husband. They (i.e. the shirts) may or may not have been designed by the present author and Eno Sarris.

I can’t guarantee that it’ll work, but if this is something about which you’d be interested in acquiring in exchange for American currency, you might consider writing your senator. Or, alternatively, making note of same in the comments section.




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Joe Douglas
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Joe Douglas
4 years 7 months ago

AMAZING!

David Wiers
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Member
4 years 7 months ago

Want.

Jeffrey Paternostro
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Jeffrey Paternostro
4 years 7 months ago

Sweet! Just let me know how many bitcoins that’ll cost.

Scooter
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4 years 7 months ago

I’d buy one.

Guy
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Guy
4 years 7 months ago

I would barter for one. Travesty though that the photograph cannot be embiggened.

Bryz
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4 years 7 months ago

Before you sell these, please tell me where I can purchase FanGraphs stock, as I anticipate a great demand for these 25 t-shirts.

Matt Poindexter
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Matt Poindexter
4 years 7 months ago

I’d buy one.

juan pierres mustache
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juan pierres mustache
4 years 7 months ago

i would buy this

Dara
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Dara
4 years 7 months ago

Make a “We’re All Gonna Go Dateless” negligee, and I’m game.

(I might settle for a women’s sized t-shirt. Might.)

tbad
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tbad
4 years 7 months ago

I don’t get the hands.

Kyle
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4 years 7 months ago

Hiiigh Fiive!

dutchbrowncoat
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dutchbrowncoat
4 years 7 months ago

i definitely want one

Kyle
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4 years 7 months ago

My wife will mock the hell of out me, but that’s nothing new so consider me in for a Medium.

Garrett
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Garrett
4 years 7 months ago

I for one cannot wait to purchase this product.

Bryz
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4 years 7 months ago

I should’ve said this in my first comment, but I’d be willing to shell out some dollars and/or cents for this product.

jim
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jim
4 years 7 months ago

why are these not really for sale?

Ben
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Ben
4 years 7 months ago

I want one. If this was art class I would give it a gold star

Robert J. Baumann
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Member
4 years 7 months ago

Are they all spoken for already?

MikeS
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MikeS
4 years 7 months ago

It should only come in XXL and larger based on what was implied in said incident.

Bradley Woodrum
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Member
4 years 7 months ago

And come with a free pair of sweat pants and lens cleaners.

Daniel
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Daniel
4 years 7 months ago

Excellent!

Smada
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4 years 7 months ago

put me down for a M

nathan
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nathan
4 years 7 months ago

I want to go to there

cecilcoop
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cecilcoop
4 years 7 months ago

sold

Brad
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Brad
4 years 7 months ago

Would definitely buy

Ryan Rigato
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Ryan Rigato
4 years 7 months ago

I would definitely be interested in buying one.

jbrasscomb
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jbrasscomb
4 years 7 months ago

I’d buy one.

Devon
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Devon
4 years 7 months ago

would buy

Nate
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Nate
4 years 7 months ago

I need one of these.

cecilcoop
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cecilcoop
4 years 7 months ago

what about a t-shirt that tries to make light of the other negative stereotype Fangraphs is painted with–that this is a site that relies heavily on groupthink amongst its writers and followers?

Front:
“6org for Life”
Reverse:
Fangraphs.

My echo and bunnymen
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My echo and bunnymen
4 years 7 months ago

Put me down as well for a medium

Dr_Caligari
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Dr_Caligari
4 years 7 months ago

I’d take a medium in the not distant future, but at the moment, money does not exist for that kind of spending. :(

Dizzy Valance
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Dizzy Valance
4 years 7 months ago

I’m down for a smedium for to show off my farmers tan in the summer.

mattymatty2000
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4 years 7 months ago

How dare you post a photograph of a shirt as wonderful as that and then tell us that, oh by the way, it isn’t available unless we all beg! (Also, please consider that sentence my attempt at begging.)

Joe P.
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Joe P.
4 years 7 months ago

Man, I wish I had not spent four days away from NotGraphs. Should there be any shirts left and editors seeking to distribute them in exchange for funds, this young man’s torso seeks the fine apparel shown in the daguerreotype above.

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