Tastes Perfected at Coors Field

It has come to this author’s attention – via the above tweet and article by ESPN personality/banal number-producer Darren Rovell – that the Blue Moon beverage company has come up with a new beer/wine hybrid. Apparently, the taste for this “drink” was perfected at Coors Field in Denver, CO. Knowing this, the NotGraphs Investigative Reporting Investigation Team searched for, and discovered, other tastes perfected at Coors Field:

Uncle Teddy’s Soup and Wood

Pizza Ice Cream Sandwich (an ice cream sandwich with frozen pizzas as the bread)

Manila File Folder Nachos

Cheese Cords

Open-Faced Car Battery

Gooch Sweat Tea

McRib

Deep-Fried Key Shavings

Fettuccini Barfredo

Stick on a Fish




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David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.


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Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets
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Illinois glass M. Michael Sheets
3 years 6 months ago

Nice Minnesota Mutation flipping the state fair “on a stick” convention.

Resolution
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Resolution
3 years 6 months ago

Gun to your head and you have to drink one, are you drinking Gooch Sweat Tea or Crystal Pepsi??

Stuck in a slump
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Stuck in a slump
3 years 6 months ago

Coors actually uses Coors’ Field as a brewer and test bed for new brews, Blue Moon was first brewed, tested and marketed (albeit under a different name) the beer there. If you take the Coors’ Field tour they tell you all about it, but unfortunately, don’t end it with a beer tasting like you get if you take the Coors’ Brewery tour in Golden.

steex
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steex
3 years 6 months ago

“Uncle Teddy’s Soup and Wood”

So Teddy is that kind of uncle, is he?

Also, while they call them Manila File Folder Nachos, I don’t think they’re even made in the Philippines.

Mr
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Mr
3 years 6 months ago

Goat testicles. That is all.

PioneerSkies
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3 years 6 months ago

Those are actually called Rocky Mountain Oysters.

RA Rowe
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RA Rowe
3 years 6 months ago

butt nuckles

RA Rowe
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RA Rowe
3 years 6 months ago

they spell it like that

Someanalyst
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Someanalyst
3 years 6 months ago

The world desperately needs Stick on a Fish.

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