Watch this here 2 minutes and 3 seconds of shameless advertisement executed by none other than soon-to-be veterans-committee-elected Hall-of-Fame second baseman Bret Boone.
Why, these days, Ol’ Booney is hocking jerky and catching softballs. But when it comes to treating ladies, he plays hardball. “Cracked pepper for ladies!” He bellows between mead gulps. “And original for me!”
“Ooh,” say the entranced womenfolk, “whither can I acquire me some of that fine jerky?”
But they already have a plateful of Brandt’s Beef Jerky. It’s up to us to read the subtext.
This video obviously comes to us via the clammy hands of managing editor Dave Cameron.
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