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The Assorted Parts All-Stars

I’d put these guys up against any body.

C Ernie “Schnozz” Lombardi
1B Charlie “Piano Legs” Hickman
2B Max “Camera Eye” Bishop
3B Andy “Knee” High
SS Davy “Tom Thumb” Force
LF Joe “Muscles” Medwick
CF Mickey “Muscles” Mantle
RF Larry “Booger” Walker

Bench: Lenny “Nails” Dykstra, Lip Pike, Jake “Eagle Eye” Beckley, Willie “Puddin’ Head” Jones, Clay “Dimples” Dalrymple

SP:
Sandy “The Left Arm of God” Koufax
Mordecai “Three Finger” Brown
Phil “Knucksie” Niekro
Eddie “Knuckles” Cicotte
Bronson “Saturn Nuts” Arroyo

Bullpen: Don “Ears” Mossi, Brian “The Beard” Wilson, Rollie Fingers, Roy Face, Dick “Bones” Tomanek, Clyde “Foots” Barfoot