The Big Red Machine – The Movie

Hollywood, CA — News has begun to surface regarding a new film based on the 1975 Cincinnati Reds. Sources confirm that Warner Bros has reached a deal with Joe Posnanski to option his book The Big Red Machine into a feature film.

The film will be a joint effort, as Warner plans to parlay a deal with the Hasbro board game company into this film by including influences of the game Mouse Trap. It appears as if Warner is looking to cash in on the recent successes of both the Moneyball film and the board-game-to-film adaptation of Battleship. Hasbro has also recently optioned the rights to its game Hungry Hungry Hippos for film.

The Big Red Machine will focus on the eight non-pitchers that powered the Reds’ famous offense of 1975. Each player will be depicted by a different component of the Rube Goldberg-like contraption used in Mouse Trap. The cast will include:

Joe Morgan – The Crank

Dave Concepcion – The Boot

George Foster – The Marble

Tony Perez – The Ball

Johhny Bench – The Tub

Pete Rose – The Man

Ken Griffey – The Pan

Cesar Geronimo – The Net

The NotGraphs Investigative Reporting Investigation Team has acquired – through means not illegal, but not really legal, if you know what I mean – a rough copy of the trailer for The Big Red Machine featuring original footage from the board game’s classic commercial from the 1980s.

Mr. Posnanski was not available for comment, as I was too embarrassed to contact him.

 




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David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.


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  1. Jaack says:

    I love Mouse Trap. I had that thing out every single day for a couple months. I don’t think I’ve ever actually played a real game, but man was that contraption thing bad ass.

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  2. Somebody's other says:

    There has been many thought provoking, insightful articles on Notgraphs, but this one is among the best. Appropriate even at 4-12+ age level.

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  3. MikeS says:

    Foster is in trouble. The marble always gets lost.

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  4. AlexandertheMeh says:

    Several keystrokes could have been saves as “The Crank” and “Joe Morgan” are synonymous.

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  5. KCDaveInLA says:

    I would like to see the ’86 Mets as a Perfection game the moment before the tray pops.

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  6. gnomez says:

    I believe Tony Perez was in fact “The Clog,” or so Yogi Berra tells me.

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